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Post by Jewel on Sept 3, 2013 20:50:46 GMT
Wish granted, but as soon as they arrive, a crazed donut thief bursts into your house, eats them all, and runs away.
I wish I would stop always getting sick at the beginning of the semester.
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Post by Akari Yasutora on Sept 4, 2013 22:14:09 GMT
Wish granted, but that's not chocolate....
I wish I had a pet cat.
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Post by Jewel on Sept 6, 2013 2:51:51 GMT
Wish granted, but it's constantly attacking the tail that you wished for in a previous granted wish.
I wish The Art Store wasn't going out of business.
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ectogeologist
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id rather be in vault 101 than in class
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Post by ectogeologist on Sept 6, 2013 20:11:55 GMT
Wish granted, but now everything from there is much more expensive. (the level of reality here....)
I wish all my math homework was done and so were my embroidery stuff.
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Post by Jewel on Sept 10, 2013 14:21:48 GMT
Your homework and embroidery are now magically complete, but the magical forces that completed it did an awful job.
I wish my parakeet would stop screeching at me every time I try to talk on the phone.
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Post by Akari Yasutora on Sept 11, 2013 7:11:32 GMT
Wish granted, but your parakeet is dead.
I wish I was good at first person shooters.
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Post by Jewel on Oct 3, 2013 8:36:40 GMT
noooooomypoorbird, I'm so sorry
Granted, but it was taken a bit too literally and now you automatically shoot people who are first for anything, with a real gun.
I wish I were better at remember names and faces.
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Post by Akari Yasutora on Oct 3, 2013 10:10:22 GMT
Wish granted, but every time you learn someones name you automatically learn every single detail about their life up to that point.
I wish I had money for my patchouli cosplay.
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Post by Jewel on Oct 8, 2013 16:05:18 GMT
Wish granted, but you're only allowed to spend money on cosplay from now on. You create amazing cosplays but your college education goes to cosplay, everything goes to cosplay - you are forced to beg for food and shelter in cosplay.
I wish I did not require sleep.
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Post by Akari Yasutora on Oct 11, 2013 7:07:43 GMT
Wish granted, but you must spent 6-8 hours a night just laying in bed doing nothing.
I wish doritos were cheaper.
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Post by Jewel on Oct 15, 2013 0:59:09 GMT
Wish granted, but they're only available on the black market.
I wish existing in general was cheaper
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Post by Akari Yasutora on Oct 15, 2013 1:01:03 GMT
Wish granted, but everyone in society has the exact same possessions for recreation.
I wish my life was an action packed anime but everything was happy.
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Post by Jewel on Aug 21, 2014 18:09:16 GMT
Granted, but it's only you who literally sees life this way. Everyone around you is confused and concerned as to why you're constantly trying to do karate and speaking broken Japanese.
I wish I were significantly more productive.
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